tagged: #rambles #don't look #ugh
I love smooth legs and all

but then shit like this happens and i begin to wonder why i bother at all

dear everyone

don’t bother shaving if you’re in a rush

don’t you fucking do it

this is what happens when you rush

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mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

perks-of-being-a-little-bitch:

Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!

Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX

I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this

A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

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tagged: #bleck

hey it’s me

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

image

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mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

cradily:

oh my god

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