tagged: #rambles #don't look #ugh
I love smooth legs and all

but then shit like this happens and i begin to wonder why i bother at all

dear everyone

don’t bother shaving if you’re in a rush

don’t you fucking do it

this is what happens when you rush

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If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 


Your Pokemon egg is about to hatch!

Everyone who REBLOGS this will get a Pokemon in their SUBMIT BOX

I PRMOISE I will send a Pokemon to EVERYONE who reblogs this

A randomizer will determine what Pokemon you get.


i’m about to blow my paycheck

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tagged: #bleck

hey it’s me


Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.


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i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

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my #1 turn on is fast downloading


reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

me at friends house
  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house


oh my god

(Source: reina)

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