alfie-inc:

effses:

Why do watersports fetishists always look so pissed?

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skyrimconfessionss:

"I always stop and talk to M’aiq the liar."

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

teenifies:

zisnap:

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(Source: beauziful)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

makochantachibanana:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

(Source: fulbruh)

Resetting town

long story short; lent my game to someone and missed out on a lot of villagers and other things, so i’d like to restart

however

i don’t want to lose my bells and furniture i currently have

looking for somebody to spend an hour or two dropping off my stuff in their town and hold until i get a new town.

can’t offer much, other than bells? i just need someone i can trust so i can get this done and over with. message me if interested.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

tagged: #lok

m0ntar:

Everyone thinks Su is helping the red lotus but I’m just gonna sit here in denial corner because I won’t believe it till I see it.

newitude:

Until July 31st The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection is FREE on Origin.

Redeem code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS on your Origin account or on the “Redeem Product Code…” section of the Origin client to unlock it.

fagmobs:

(Source: versaceslut)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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(Source: villagedrunk)

venezianno:

this is the only transparent image you’ll ever need tbh